konrad curze's defence lawyer

for business enquiries please come directly to my house

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

anyway time to think about soma

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

Saying Eggers has no vision is insane, even if you don't like him. It's time to put social media down girlboss

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

Why can't we just say we don't enjoy things like normal people anymore

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

@ZeroSuitCamus Eggers is one of those filmmakers who is an obvious midwit with no vision but every time he has a new movie out my whole tl is like “oh so we’re PRETENDING this guy isn’t a genius now? we’re doing BACKLASH?”

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

@vampiresauce the best deals are made under pressure

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

I love having my camera off during meetings. I'm shopping on vinted don't bother me!

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

Sir a second gust of wind has hit the hospital fruit and veg stall

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

In the living room and I can still hear Jonny snoring from down the hall this flat is my fucking prison

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

I am NOT going to let this shit break me one week before payday

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

Someone's eating chips on this bus can I have soooooome :(

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

i shop for new glasses when i need to feel humble

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

Big acorn fell on my head walking home from work. NOT cute

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

Had the option to pay with Klarna at WHSmith today. None of us are seeing heaven

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

There's no one else in here?

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

I know a task and finish meeting hates to see me coming

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

I hate having a catch up meeting about some shit I didn't do 💀 shut your eyes

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

The toaster we won in the arcade in 2019 exploded last night so now we've had to bring out the toaster we won in Skegness :(

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

@mannerite Omg still? Bless him

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

Feel like a lost dog whenever I'm apart from my fiancé for longer than a day. Who will talk to me about Warhammer models now

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

Not the best day for our Weetabix warrior but at least we still got a "AND HE ATE THE WHOLE LOT 🗣️"

[konrad curze's defence lawyer @lexcanium]

Been majorly into the woman who shows what her 20 month old ate for the day. Little fella absolutely annihilates his fruit and Weetabix