Alexis Kim Carrozza

Digital Projects Manager | still identifying as educator, writer, recovering academic | lotsa sports tweets | RTs are not challenges to cage fights

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

How I know that my ballot, specifically, was counted: one (1) write-in vote for Kevin Durant to be the next Kings Surrogate.

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

I like this take!

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Slow Boring taking a hard but necessary stand against @Bencjacobs today. https://t.co/6AAwpg3DwQ

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

@SopanDeb @sepinwall I’m reading this thread to my husband who may suddenly abandon work to watch this so … thanks!

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

@candicechetta @Colin_Bites Wait, where are we getting the mustard?

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

Flying close to the sun, Lincoln Riley:

[Wolverines News @WolverinesMLive]

Report: Michigan DL coach Shaun Nua departing for Southern Cal https://t.co/sBhZTyqUmQ

[zeynep tufekci @zeynep]

Are you confused about the zigzagging CDC messaging on rapid tests?

I wish the CDC would consult with Dr. Walensky circa 2020, who explained it brilliantly.

This CDC seems to be hoping you figure things out by yourself, and good luck finding a test. New:
https://t.co/lYbXrEKVT8

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

@Colin_Bites His first Ask a Mayor sesh is gonna be stupid and glorious!

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

WHEN IS HE GOING TO DETAIL AN ACTUAL POLICY

[katie honan @katie_honan]

“Negative energy breaks your spirit,” @NYCMayor says. “You might be unhappy that I’m happy all the time but I have a lot to be happy about.”

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

FRENCH ONION all day baby

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

@maggiehm Of COURSE he is a Capricorn???

[🔮Maggie Murphy✨ @maggiehm]

Seeing these in person with @lexcarrozza is one of my favorite memories of the past decade

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

57 min into the new Matrix movie and it seems mostly like a commentary on what it was like to making the first three Matrix movies?!

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

@ndotsimons What’s the point of getting older to get the Good Jobs and then just HDing your own existence out of media and entertainment

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

The sun rises on THE PUBLIC DOMAIN, bitch!

[The Associated Press @AP]

"Winnie the Pooh” and “The Sun Also Rises” are among the works whose copyrights will expire Saturday, putting them in the public domain in 2022. Works in the public domain can be legally shared, performed, reused, repurposed or sampled.

https://t.co/K0nZ7b19sL

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

@JakeM0NTGOMERY @ESPNNY98_7FM The Mets downvoting their fans but it took a few weeks for anyone to notice 😂 @Lady_Dedlock

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

I haven’t received any calls but, to assure all NBA teams that, if they leave a message, then I will certainly return their call ASAP

[NYT Sports @NYTSports]

As NBA regulars test positive for the coronavirus, some pros have been getting the call they’ve been waiting for their whole lives. There are opportunities to be seen and second chances they never saw coming. https://t.co/Vocqa5ED4I

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

@nickbaumgardner The Muskegon Fury (Michigan) logo still looks like a garbage can 😭 Those games were intense experiences and it had nothing to do with the team but the home atmosphere and fans 😬

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

@drewmagary He’s back!

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

@emilybrooksnews He’s objectively correct on The Beach Boys!

[Alexis Kim Carrozza @lexcarrozza]

I like this guy because he is, objectively, correct.

[Emily Brooks @emilybrooksnews]

My husband is out with a hot take: The Beach Boys are better than The Beatles. Immediately upon hearing this I was shook. He told me, “Put it out in the Twitterverse, I bet I get love.”