alexis

Nah...I’m good.

[alexis @lexclem]

@ok_bishh

[alexis @lexclem]

I slept about 3 hours and I can’t have coffee or Alani until after I have lab work done at 9.

Why is my life harder than everyone else’s??

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD advice is like, "Break the task into smaller parts"

Awesome. Now I have 47 tiny enemies

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[Laura Nahmias @nahmias]

Karl-Anthony Towns brings the trophy around so kids inside City Hall can touch it

[alexis @lexclem]

@blooper_sooner 😂 You go, Glen Coco!

[alexis @lexclem]

@blooper_sooner THREE??

[fish𓆛𓆜𓆝𓆞𓆟 @fishdanshi]

I thought of a new hypothetical to ask your partner: if I was an invasive species would you kill me for the good of the ecosystem or would you love me so much that you’d allow me to ravage the earth

[mace! @90sbenson]

imagine being pelted with a cup and you look to see who did it and it’s mariska hargitay dancing

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

quit my job today and a sales guy out of Germany sent me an incredibly heartfelt slack thanking me for teaching him the phrase “does a bear shit in the woods” when responding to something that is an obvious yes 😭

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Everyone booed the shit out of Dolan and you could tell it rattled him 😂

[Native American @_nativeamerica]

Navajo Windtalkers - Heros of WWll

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

My kink is when people admit I was right.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

“I can’t wait to go home, I have so much to do.”

Me as soon as I get home:

[alexis @lexclem]

@ryno110875

[alexis @lexclem]

Coffee, an Alani, and an iced coffee made this day a little better.

Go me.

[alexis @lexclem]

I slept about 3 hours and I can’t have coffee or Alani until after I have lab work done at 9.

Why is my life harder than everyone else’s??

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when your social battery is drained & you see the biggest yapper approaching you

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE‘RE IN OKLAHOMA CITY!!!!! Thank you so much to Ella Langley and her team for the amazing hospitality.

WE FINALLY HAVE NEW SUITCASES!!!🤩

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Oklahoma has advanced to the College World Series Final for the 2nd time since 2022.

The Sooners have the most CWS final appearances IN THE COUNTRY over this timeframe.

They are the last team standing from THE BEST conference IN THE COUNTRY.