Alexis Clukey

I like music. I like laughing. I like you.

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

“I want to move aggressively into the brunch space.” —Nathan Innis

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

@sarahbros4 @cassjens So it’s a thing that’s not a thing

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

@cassjens I mean I totally get it's a sign of respect, but also, not all cultures see the ground as a dirty place like we do. Also I had never heard that from my parents and they're temple workers. Just sayin'

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

@cassjens When we lived in Utah a guy talked about it over the pulpit at stake conference and I was like lol this guy making up extra commandments and then Nathan was like but isn't it? Haha

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

@cassjens Real question: is not putting your garments on the ground a church endorsed rule? Because Nathan thought it was and I had never heard of it before so....?

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@stefaniabarr So did you do it?

[Kit Oliynyk 🇺🇦 @fiorine]

this meme just gets better with every iteration

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

Tonight at our anniversary dinner after ordering:
Waiter: “And do either of you have any allergies or dietary restrictions?”
Me: “Not tonight.”

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@OakleyHill @stefaniabarr A right foul git! (Sorry, I just watched Harry Potter and, well, relevant quotes)

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@cassjens Yes! The point of ice cream is to treat yourself! Don’t make ice cream be anything other than its wonderful, beautiful self.

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

@cassjens If you’re going to eat ice cream just eat ice cream🙄

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@McKannThomas I second @Aubsrowan with the Beachbody membership! This is my second year having one and it’s been great. All the exercises are designed for you to do at home so you can get it in even if your schedule is random. I’ve been doing the 80 Day Obsession program and it’s amazing!

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

Today while going through my closet, I tried on an old skirt and found $50 in the pocket, so that one stays. Way to earn your place.

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

@stefaniabarr YES. I FEEL THIS. I never liked milk and everyone told me I wasn’t getting enough nutrients because I didn’t drink it and I was like, nahhh I don’t think so, pretty sure I’m fine. And now, well, here we are and I think you know the end of this story.

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

Me, after watching Star Wars Episode I: how would a Sith Lord find a new apprentice?
Nathan: he uses The Force...and Craigslist.

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

Never in my adult life have I been more sad than when my new cordless @Dyson V8 ran out of battery and I had to stop vacuuming.

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

Since it’s summer in Texas I don’t check the weather anymore. Is it rainy, is it windy? Doesn’t matter, it’s still hot as 🔥

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

Every 4 way stop is an opportunity to condemn humanity.

[Lee Hale @leetroyhale]

Acceptable times to explain something to someone: When they ask you to.

Unacceptable times to explain something to someone: Literally any other time.

[Alexis Clukey @lexcluke]

@jennuhcee YES. THIS.

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People giving me unsolicited lectures on how to treat my dog makes me really not look forward to having kids.