Lex :)

fuck it

[👼🏼 @troyesivan]

where my OGs at...

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

Y'all setup Go Fund Me accounts for the stupidest shit, y'all needa "Go Find a Job" 🙄

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

Yo January gotta chill w this snow 😩

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

My manager just walked up to me and my friends at work and said "can one of you stoners give me a lighter?"

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

Yo y'all niggas gotta understand that if I say you're cute that does NOT mean I'm tryna fuck 🙄🙄

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

Buying presents for your wealthy friends is some shit cuz like dude what don't you have 🙄

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

Love me a handsy nigga, grab my ass while we grocery shopping 😩

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

Why everybody play uno differently

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

Life is really kicking me in the back of the knee right now ://

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

I don't think there's a higher number than the number of pizza rolls I've stolen from my siblings

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

Am I the only one who thinks mint and chocolate put together is a fucking abomination?

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

Don't EVER shit on people for being happy and living their life happily, more than likely they're happy cuz they've gotten through a shit storm that you're still stuck in. Behave sad asshole.

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

my mom: no I'm not stopping, you can make yourself something to eat when u get home
me: oh you think we got FOOD food

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

Me: DAMN IT'S COLD ASF
my mom: wear jeans they're thicker than leggings
My jeans: *ripped and exposing skin as fuck*
me: frost bitten legs are fine :)

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

Like y'all gon die first not me 😂😂

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

It may or may not annoy me when ppl shit on other people for smoking weed but eat cigarettes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner :)))

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

@Daphney_Jayde Every time I read this I laugh 😂😂😂

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

@Daphney_Jayde Bruh I've never seen one minute of it

[Lex :) @lexdav_99]

Take me back to the days when the only thing I had to worry about was whether to pick team Edward or team Jacob