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[funcle @funcle551]

I’m so tired of these stupid hoes trying to act smart

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

are cops physically incapable of saying "sorry, my bad" and just moving on with their day?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If it is on her status not my DM, she is fishing for external compliments, not mine. The other guy can go ahead. After all, the picture is posted for everyone to compliment.

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

Being a in the crib ass nigga fye when you ain’t got nobody in your ear calling you boring

[daylen @daylen25147]

well then show me the slaves, ion need no woman tryna be free around this mf

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

If pictures like these existed of my girl and her ex I’d also cheat

[ajay @1meajay]

female ❎
wife material ❎
(insults)

bitch ✅
youngho ✅
(compliments)

[John @iam_johnw]

Women were on this app for the last 6 months genuinely believing Stefon diggs was gonna settle down with cardi b and klay Thompson was gonna marry Megan thee stallion

[Dessalines @KruLineage]

We are not a serious people. It's all bullshits and giggles. Individual Black people cannot compete on any level against other groups anchored in families.

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @chelsznn]

If the algorithm brought this to you, it means that you are due for a win.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

#NeedDat

[AI Slop @AIslop_]

Elden Ring Final Boss

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

Where did lib women get this idea that taking care of kids and a home is "servitude" or "free labor." You know that's your house, right? Those are *your* kids. When you take care of a home, your reward is a nice home that YOU get to live in! It's not random labor for someone else's house! And when you take care of your kids, YOU get the benefit of spending time with YOUR kids and raising them how YOU want to. The injection of college-kid marxoid theory has done incredible damage to how women perceive marriage

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Niggas be raised by these types. No wonder they don't amount to shit

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Kids look like they’re being a bit loud during their father’s tv time

[Null @Vhoyde]

Gender equality is a nice fairy tale, until a war breaks out.

[Myamura @Go_Jover]

🚨HEIAN ERA SUKUNA SPIN-OFF🚨

Jujutsu Kaisen Modulo Duo Gege Akutami & Yuji Iwasaki are back to work on a new JJK manga spin-off about Ryomen Sukuna's backstory which takes place in Heian Era

Series will be published on Weekly Shonen Jump magazine starting next year 2027 and all of this was revealed to me in a dream (April Fools!)

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

We have gigantic creatures in the sea which can sing for hours and have arteries so big you can crawl through them. (whales)

We have birds that fly 50,000 miles every year. From the antarctic to the arctic and back again. (arctic tern)

We have living creatures which never get old and never die naturally. (jellyfish)

We have animals which you can force through a sieve, and they can reassemble themselves. (sponges)

We have an ancient line of animals which once had 30 or more successful species, and has gone extinct down to just one single representative, and that representative has conquered the entire world (us).

We have horrors that look just like rocks and if you step on them your whole world becomes agonizing pain. (toadfish)

We have animals who hide inside other animals, and when you eat that animal, they enter your intestines and live there. (tapeworms)

We have plants which live on other plants and never touch the ground.

There's a fruit tree that grows around another tree, and eventually kills and replaces it. (strangler fig)

We have gliding lizards, marsupials, snakes, frogs, and rodents.

What the heck do you need fairies for?

[Sosa✧. @luhvvsosa]

A lot of you niggas got him beat