lexey

better late than ugly

[lexey @lexeywatson]

WHY AM I LIKE THIS

[ava ˚⟡˖ ࣪#JeanStorm @Urfavliar2]

Amaya, Huda, Bryan, and Chris are my only clients. Fight with the wall because I don’t care about your opinion.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

if you're still in line for the Luigi Mangione conjugal visit STAY IN LINE

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

Melania realizing she has to do the christmas decorations again

[lexey @lexeywatson]

wait we’re all on the same page that we don’t want the masseuse to talk to us right

[Monstro Elizadoo @JohnLoosWins]

FUN FACT: If Kamala Harris wins she will be the first president since Eisenhower that you can just queen out with

[Naomi Biden @NaomiBiden]

I’m nothing but proud today of my Pop, our President, Joe Biden, who has served our country with every bit of his soul and with unmatched distinction. Not only has he been—and will continue to be—the most effective president of our lifetime, but he has likely already cemented himself as the most effective and impactful public servant in our nation’s history. He has been at the center of, and had a material impact on, literally every single major issue that our country and world has faced for 50 years. Our world is better today in so many ways thanks to him. To the Americans who have always had his back, keep the faith. He will always have ours.

[lexey @lexeywatson]

wait why does aaron from #loveislandusa remind me of this guy from dragon tales

[lexey @lexeywatson]

did I get the ick or was that just my fight or flight response kicking in? stay tuned to find out

[NewYorkStatePolice @nyspolice]

***AMBER ALERT UPDATED DESCRIPTION*** PLEASE SHARE! NYSP has activated AMBER Alert for a child abduction that occurred near Moreau Lake State Park in Gansevoort, NY at about 6:45 PM on 9/30/2023. Anyone with any information should call the NYSP at [phone] or dial 911.

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

United feature to "duel" people for their seat

[Chris Murphy @christress]

Succession and Love is Blind airing back to back tonight like

[The Bachelor @BachelorABC]

Who do you give your first impression rose to for the next season of #TheBachelor? 🌹

Retweet this tweet for BRIANNA! #BachelorVote

[Brent Albrecht @RadioBrent]

Queens funeral isn’t sad if you put “Life is a Highway” behind it

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

I just heard about Leonardo DiCaprio’s 25 year rule. His loss. You don’t know what you’re missing.

[lexey @lexeywatson]

@ChipotleTweets bruh, it was rubbery and hard I could have choked lmao

[lexey @lexeywatson]

there was an entire unripe avocado in my bowl yesterday and y’all couldn’t even give me a proper refund???? @ChipotleTweets

[lexey @lexeywatson]

22 year olds need to realize that telling a 26 year old they look good “for their age” is not a compliment lmfao

[lexey @lexeywatson]

he’s a 10 but he sends this face ;)

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.