Lex❂

probably get on here like once a year

[ٍ @offcampus4k]

maddy

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

Men think they can touch your ass & it’s justified because they hit you with the “lemme just slide past ya” like no???🥴

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

unnormalize touching women's waists every time you pass by them

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

@theestallion $lexgetmonies a girl has asthma and can’t afford to get this virus. Love you lots 😛

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

I just reread this and I promise I was talking about food

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

I- the camera was off so you don’t know what I was eating in my bed

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Taurus on Zoom

-has attempted professional lighting
-is constantly eating and drinking things during the meeting (albeit gracefully)
-suddenly the camera tilts and you realize they’re actually in bed

[James @CaucasianJames]

what if tupac posted him doing the renegade on tiktok to announce he was still alive

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

Someone stop letting uneducated people on Twitter

[Ted The Truth @tedsthetruth]

@itsgabrielleu @jaketapper To be fair, any woman who agrees to go to a man's hotel room for a 'meeting' is opening themselves up needlessly to an unwanted proposition or assault.

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

We all know Justin asked you to tweet this

[Roddy Ricch @RoddyRicch]

stream yummy by justin bieber 💪🏽

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

What’s my weakness? Placing hellllllla tasks on my plate just for ALL of my loved ones to ask me if I can actually handle it all. And you know what I do? I take it as a challenge??? Like hello this is why we cry once a day MAAM

[MNEIG 〽️ @RealMarcus901_]

bitch got mad cause I asked her for some shit wit some Bop in it.

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

Idc imma still do it

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

If this tweet gets no action at all, I’m gonna force @delpettyy to make a tik tok/ YouTube channel with me #twitterDONTdoyathing

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

And God built me like my little pony

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

Body by Thee Stallion 🐎

[EL MEJOR〽️ @dripslimedrip]

Sergeant: “ what’s skills do you have for the draft?”

Me:

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

I really misread this tweet and thought she was shitting on people just trying to get by lolll

[Keespampage @keeyspampage]

God adding a splash of forehead when he was creating me https://t.co/FWS4IiGdtt

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

Mmm not necessarily. Sometimes their abusers get off easily because it was only “tWeNtY mInUtES oF AcTiOn”

Anywho. We all know R. Kelly did it

[oɗɛтoвʀooĸʟʏɴ @xR0EE]

So when black women speak up against their sexual abuser they are liars but when WHITE woman speak up against their abusers they are instantly convicted and thrown behind bars. Smh. Y’all ain’t shit. #SurvivingRKelly

[Arabia Richardson @PassItToArab__]

I forgot my niece can’t really read yet. She sent me a picture of her nails and I texted back “cute” she go replied saying.. 😂😂😂😂

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

Poussey. There were plenty of irrelevant characters on OITNB that wouldn’t have been missed. The show is trash now🥴

[The Tylt @TheTylt]

You can bring back one from the dead! The other will ... well ... stay dead 🥴

[Lex❂ @lexfalc]

If you saw me crying at any point in this semester, mind ur business. I passed lol