Alexis Fischer

Collect moments, not things (except for hot sauce, collect a lot of that).

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

Becca: Just leave
Arie: *Stares at Becca*
Becca: Just go
Arie: *Stomach growls and continues to stare*
Becca: Seriously go
Arie: *Orders Jimmy John’s and continues to stare*
Ding dong
Arie: Okay I think I’m gonna leave now
#TheBachelor

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Hey @realDonaldTrump u up?

[Alexis Fischer @lexfisch]

At least I can live vicariously through my inner spirit animal (@Bitmoji) for this year's #FatTuesday festivities.

[Alexis Fischer @lexfisch]

Do yourselves a favor and check out @esquirerecruit for some real helpful advice on how to succeed in this so-called "real world" ...

[MindsetDev | Unlocking Your Potential @mindsetdev]

Travel. As much as you can. As far as you can. Life's not meant to be lived in one place.

[Alexis Fischer @lexfisch]

@mfischer09 hahahah this was us though https://t.co/gK5Ikk5kNz

[Alexis Fischer @lexfisch]

Really thankful for pizza

[Alexis Fischer @lexfisch]

This woman interviewed me for a job in all Spanish and its safe to say that I have no clue wtf just happened considering all I know is hola

[Alexis Fischer @lexfisch]

Niki had 30 pizza rolls last night

[Alexis Fischer @lexfisch]

Became best friends with the legendary wheel chair man at pints and flirted with actual police at the bar last night, god bless

[Madison Fischer @mfischer09]

just invited my dad to semi formal #winning

[Alexis Fischer @lexfisch]

"I'm just gonna lay it all out on the table. What are your thoughts on cybersex guys. Cool or nah?" -professor, senior year

[Alexis Fischer @lexfisch]

The release of florida georgia line's new album, anything goes is the best thing to happen to me this week 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Alexis Fischer @lexfisch]

@carbrown16 @mfischer09 idk man, looks like you're pretty obsessed with the fischers tbh but not complaining!!!!

[relatable @byreIatable]

*Ebola tries to enter US*

Frat guy: who do you know here

[Alexis Fischer @lexfisch]

Trust issues because Gone Girl

[Alexis Fischer @lexfisch]

@jujuschuschu @ChipotleCampus save me one ❤️

[Kelly Rees. @kellyreickhoff]

@nikwalkk is getting her dog baptized this weekend #hesgettingblessed #notevenkidding