Lex Formosa

“Giving too many fucks is bad for your mental health.”

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

We are not structural engineers (we r not nerds) and we have not seen your house (we r not creeps). We can only pass long general guidance: lowest level, interior room, away from windows, as many walls between you and the outside as possible. Garage doors often fail first, avoid.

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@_matthewcolin #Onceyougoblackyounevergoback
#Blackisthenewlastname
#BlackWidowifhedies
#MrandMrsBlack
#ForeverBlack
#KILLMENOW for typing all of these.

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@_matthewcolin Why are you thinking such a full thought this early in the morning?

[Jake Wavra @JacobWavra35]

You’re either with me, against me, or in my way.

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@JacobWavra35 HAHA no -- fuck if I told Siri to turn on all of my alarms one would ring every 5 minutes.

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@_matthewcolin Are you crazy -- no one in this city is that rational.

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@Mstasia19 When I come home -- can you take me to a game???

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@alllexandriaa_ Listen -- BEING SINGLE IS HARD

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@_matthewcolin I think you're in love

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

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[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@Mstasia19 ARE YOU SO EXCITED TO SEE ME IN 2 DAYS !?

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@alllexandriaa_ Literally got off of the phone with me to go get pizza rolls out of the freezer hahaha

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@alllexandriaa_ CLEARLY

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@alllexandriaa_ @maddiexox_ CRYING

[Maren Morris @MarenMorris]

The time has finally come. I’ve been dying to share this with you all for forever & a damn day. My new single, “GIRL.” Out everywhere tomorrow night. World Premiere at Country Radio tomorrow at 5pm EST, out everywhere after. 👑

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@_matthewcolin No Stache.

[allie @alllexandriaa_]

Days like today are when I wish Alexa was home the most. I miss my sissy 💔😭 @lexformosa

[Lex Formosa @lexformosa]

@omdaughtry

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Dr. Ford, I am in awe of your bravery.