Alex Garrett

He/Him

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

Orkz when you try to tell them that stickin' two shootas together now only gives re-rolls to wound rather than twice as many shots

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

Is this really so much to ask?

Like, I know I can just not have Yvraine be my warlord, but effectively forcing Ynnari to choose between being able to take Drukhari or Anhrathe units seems like such an arbitrary thing for GW to enforce.

[Anh Dang @anhdangerous]

Playstacean 🦀🎮✨

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

Okay, I know eurovision has never been about who had the best song, but Germany having easily the best song and coming dead last is some kinda bullshit.

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

Grinding the final round of farming nodes in Grail Live be like

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

So the Imperialis Militia list for Horus Heresy lets you field them as "kinfolk helots" (aka Squats)... and you can take squadrons of Cargo-8s... so you can make squat land trains!

I'm gonna have to make so many will saves...

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

@PleasantKenobi 10 if everyone has their own deck, 20 if using a shared deck

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

I've found it, the best Pesach content, this is a frog with a knife, your opinion is unleavened

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

With Oathbreaker being an officially sanctioned format now, maybe it's time to dust off this old favourite:

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

I will never get tired of this joke

[Jeremy, Intrusive Thot @sporef4g]

Phyrexian Indicator

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

@PleasantKenobi IIRC the first time the community actually heard about it was the preview article for the card Niv-Mizzet Reborn, which somewhat hilariously opened with "when we last saw Niv-Mizzet, he had just been killed by Bolas" - to which the response was a collective "he fucking what now?"

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

Rules writer [talking about how good Eradicators are]: So, the Primaris heavy weapon guys need a nerf.

Sculptor [overslept and thought this was a different meeting]: uhh ok we can do that.

[The Owl @JamesTheOwlWise]

Can’t I see it.

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

Enginseer: Sir, some of the tank crews are expressing concern that the lack of a floor in their new tanks might make them vulnerable to mines... or to falling out and being run over.

Magos: The sanctity of the blessed STC shall not be questioned. Have them executed at once.

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

Doing well so far this morning:
- forgot I'd booked today off work (thought it was tomorrow)
- ordered my breakfast to be delivered to a friend's house because Just Eat autofilled the wrong address and I didn't check it

Just waiting to see what other stupid thing I do next.

[Dillon Rogers @TafferKing451]

This user review of Dwarf Fortress is a riveting and gripping read.

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

New phone acquired, despite DPD's best efforts (I had to stand in the middle of the road to stop the guy driving off with it after stealthily slipping a "sorry we missed you" card through the letterbox)

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

My phone image gallery is basically nothing but fgo screenshots, but I think it still works for the "your energy going into 2023" memes

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

Might just ignore the Phyrexia: All Will Be One spoilers and instead spend some time appreciating how great the Universes Within versions of the Street Fighter secret lair look.

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

@Spindilly Yeah, just had to open the passenger side door (which thankfully was slightly thawed) and reach over to open it from the inside

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

In case anyone's curious how cold it is here, this morning my car door was so frozen shut that the handle broke when I tried to open it.

[Alex Garrett @LexGarrett]

@Kirioth Really hope this means a plastic one is on the way. It's too adorable to be gone forever, surely