LEX

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

how did I go from this to paying bills

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i lowkey can't believe these people are allowed to walk among us

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

there needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they're doing

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Not us sinking”

[jax @brokeurtooth]

daily affirmations:
- ass fat
- yea i know

[rhéa @calicorunt_]

BIG DOG

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

It's time to cleanse your timeline with this wholesome thread 🧵

1. Whoever restored that photo is a hero ❤️

[💋 @price0fwoke]

Jay Z has TWO albums with R. Kelly and a whole tour with him and is close friends with him, Diddy, and Harvey Weinstein but there’s suddenly no way he could be a predator?? Because he’s married to Beyoncé?? Lmao please be so for real.

[alex ☆ @okagalex]

i hate to agree with the old heads but it really is the phones like 😭 no one is well

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Yeah but in the clerb, we all fam

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

Having problem with everyone and genuinely believing you’re never the problem.

[lil kayla @Life0fmakayla]

pls don’t jump me but what’s the real reason yall won’t get married but be quick to have a baby when that’s an even bigger commitment than the marriage???

[Chy @ChynaEmani]

I know a black outfit hate to see me coming

[Redhead Ranting™ @redheadranting]

Let me see if I have this right:

Because you feel like a woman, even though there is no way you can know what it feels like to be a woman, I have to give up my right to safety and privacy from men?

Misogyny much?

[DECIDER ➍ @Spend0Gustav0]

I am not. Delete my number.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Joe Biden has done more for Ukraine in a single term than he’s done for America in 50 years

This guy is always speaking truth 🔥

[SummerClub @sumerclub]

This is what i mean when i say i wanna work remotely

[Jenni @hashjenni]

idk if it’s a red flag but sometimes when I don’t feel like talking, I won’t. I won’t text back, call back, nothing until I feel like talking. and when I need a break, I’ll stop talking to EVERYONE.