Lexi Watts

bend and snap

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

Ended the decade crowd surfing. Honored is an understatement.

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

Just played tic-tac-toe with myself for half an hour instead of doing my assignment that’s due by midnight how burnt out are u guys??

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

Having the last name Watts is honestly such a power move

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Nursing students like to say things like "sphygmomanometer" instead of "blood pressure cuff" just cuz we have literally no control over any other part of our lives

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

U ever say thank you next but then realize there’s no next??

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

There is a MAJOR language barrier when I try talking to people who don’t know vines

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

Learning how to use glucometers is all fun and games till someone in your class finds out they have diabetes

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

Sometimes I feel dumb & like I’m boutta fail all my finals then I remember at least I didn’t post about becoming a lululemon ambassador on my instagram story...

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

@Austinmsherwood I think I peaked the day we did this. Absolutely iconic.

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

Somehow ended up at a middle age single adult ward party tonight.

It was terrifying.

Like a scary movie based on a true story.

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

Trap remixes are the best thing to happen to Christmas music

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

Did I get the bread or did the bread get me: an autobiography

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

One time after I raced the mile I took off my goggles & water came out & my friends that timed me were like “oh no!! Did your goggles leak?!!Did they come off at the start or later?!” And I played it off rlly cool but actually I was just crying the entire time bc I hated the mile

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

@MadRincon HAHAH you were like the first person I called

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Okay confession last year I LITERALLY got HIT by a CAR when I was running & I didn't even make them pay for my tuition.

I rlly have failed as a college student.

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

“Of this be sure: you do not find the happy life... you make it”

-Thomas S. Monson

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

If you’re ever feelin bad about yourself just remember one time someone told me I looked like the lead singer of nickelback.. & they were lowkey right

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

Future philosopher: but what if those hoes WERE loyal

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

The walk of shame when you fall asleep in the library and have to go around campus with lines on your face

[Lexi Watts @lexi__watts]

And if your professor sends out a reading assignment weeks before the semester even starts...

well, good luck Charlie.