lex

miss american dream since I was 17

[lex @lexi_lowden]

it is whatever i think it is

[َ @fweakymo2]

"OOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH."

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

When I go to work and they want me to work.

[lex @lexi_lowden]

@raachii2wavy that is a great twitter header came 2 check it out

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

“what happened to all the gabagool?”
me:

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

bout to drink this and forget about u

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the year is 2008. only classics.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

people that love you, care about how they make you feel. the end.

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

made a joke my gf didn’t like

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Yeah you’re third eye would be open. Whore

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

a famous historic battle

[venus exalted @thegentledyke]

bc a day without my pookie is like a battlefield

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

Lmao damn dude calm down

[lex @intensify]

she got BPD (best püssy disorder)

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

Me after 18 beers

[lex @lexi_lowden]

sometimes all you need is your mom & a car ride to adele