“You skipped your husband’s birthday? Understandable, understandable. Where is he? Florida. What’s he doing? Working. What are you doing? ‘Priorities.’ That’s right sister! That's right sister!” (via whydemonsdance)
Meet the Royal Prince of Titan, brother of Thanos, the Knave of Hearts, defeater of Black Roger, the great adventurer, Starfox 🤯
Check out Eros’ brand new character poster and see @Harry_Styles in Marvel Studios’ #Eternals only in theaters NOW! ⭐️🦊
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“YoU cAn sTill cATch Covid iF u’Re vAcCiNAteD.”
You can still get pregnant while on birth control.
You can still catch an STI using condoms.
You can still sneeze with allergy meds.
You can still lose a toe while using insulin.
You can still have an asthma attack with an inhaler.