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[lexi @lexibajusz]

sex is temporary, clout is forever

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

youre having sex and you think of the PERFECT tweet. what do you do

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

This is really one of the more galling parts of this discourse every time it pops up; random American civilians are supposed to be calm, disciplined, ice-water in their veins, but armed agents of the state are entitled to take life on the basis of “feelings”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s about a month until Christian Nationalists celebrate the birth of a baby they wouldn’t even feed

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Pure Nazi shit

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the people who support kidnapping children from 5th grade graduations want me to believe they are also terrified of spray paint on a ledge

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

for no reason at all, i wish to remind everyone that when they offered a cash reward for info on the last insurance ceo shooting, they rescinded the reward on a technicality

[lexi @lexibajusz]

@isaiahaaron__ taking check in photos is truly the most humbling experience 😭

[lexi @lexibajusz]

@isaiahaaron__ bitch STAND UP

[lexi @lexibajusz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 24 Dec 2012 (via @twi_age).

[lexi @lexibajusz]

@john_lenyk that's my bench max

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i love that chicago has the bean. more cities should have ominous relics. let’s put a big dark hole that god can’t see down in cleveland, ohio

[Roi des Manigances ⚜️ 🇺🇸 @BTrusty504ever]

Christmas is over. Time to start getting our bodies in Mardi Gras shape...so work on your long distance walking and raise your alcohol tolerance to robot levels while getting 43 minutes of sleep over a two week period

[des 🥀 @deeestineyy]

you either like pickles or ur ugly, i make the rules