Lexi Bremer

Kinder Teacher @ GFPS 🌎Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. -Nelson Mandela 🌎

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Kid- “You have a lot of coffee. Are you going to drink all that coffee?”
Me- “Yes I am.”
Kid- “Oh gosh. You are going to be so short.”

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I haven’t been on Twitter this school year but after a poop incident yesterday I decided Kindergarten stories might bring smiles to a few peoples faces.

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I just saw two men (probably in their mid 70’s) in the middle of a park flying airplanes and with kites laying beside them. Slowly down and spending quality time with one another is what we need during this time. I really wish I would have asked if I could join them.

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@AustinBatsonFF Have you started your podcast yet?

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I am going to practice some Steve Nash passes during the lockdown. Stay tuned.

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Steve Nash was really good https://t.co/KBXausxnAm

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My students saw me in an headband for the first time today on zoom.

Student 1- “Ms. B did you dye your hair pink?”

Student 2- “No, she just forgot how to dress.”

Student 2 has me pegged.

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If anyone wants to hear the cutest voice message here it is.....

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“If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about. What am I working towards?”

Wise words from Creed Bratton

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Creed Bratton appreciation post ✊🏽

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Day 26 of social distancing- I have talked to my dog so much that she taught herself how to self isolate. I haven’t seen her in 3 hours.

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Day 10 of quarantine- I just spent a solid 45 minutes hiding my dog’s frisbee underneath the couch, laughing as she gets it out, and then rehiding it. My dog just left apparently it’s not fun when I hide it in the same spot for 45 minutes.

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“I don’t know where my marker lid is....... Oh yeah it’s in my butt.”

Don’t worry he found it.

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Student- “Do you play tennis?”

Me- “Yes how did you know that?”

Student- “You just have the look.”

I don’t know what the look is or where she saw it but I am happy to have it.

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“I forgot to tell you I had diarrhea this weekend from eating candy. I still love Valentine’s Day.”

Nothing will ruin her love for Valentine’s Day.

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Student doing a writing activity

Student- “Ms. B do you like mine? It says I love Ms. B! Do you want to buy me an extra Valentine’s Day gift now?”

Little does she know I don’t have anyone else to get a Valentine’s gift for so her brown-nosing might work.

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Today a kindergartener gave me a noogie while I was tying her shoe.

How was your day?

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Girl- “Ms. B are you wearing makeup today”

Me- “Yes.”

Girl- “Oh, I will come in early tomorrow to teach you how to do your makeup.”

Stay tuned for my new makeup look. This girl has been using blush as eyeshadow.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the extended cut of Michael falling into the koi pond

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Four kindergarteners stuck their tongues to a pole outside at recess.

Four kindergarteners had bleeding tongues. They were the coolest kids in class.

Any guesses on how many kindergarteners stick there tongues on the pole tomorrow?

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People tell you that getting a dog is fun.

People don’t tell you that your “fun” dog will eat your brand new chapstick and get diarrhea.

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“Ms. B why didn’t you come to my party during break?”

“I didn’t know about it.”

“I invited you through my brain.”

In 2020, we are going to work on our telepathic connections.