alexandra

eggs benedict fan account. archaeology is my side hustle. she/her.

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

Just had the thought for perhaps the first time in my life, “I do not have enough puzzles.”

20 year old me was really on it and knew what was coming when she got a puzzle tattoo for $20 in Vegas

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

i was having a bad day yesterday and then i listened to this song like 10 times in a row and it pretty much fixed everything. melancholy lyrics 🤝 upbeat tempo 🤝 me

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

@kalenpw it’s giving grandpa tracking the weather on a spreadsheet since the 90s…

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

@kalenpw personally i like when that’s at the end of emails i send on my phone because it shows that i care so much about the company that i am always available and keeping tabs on things

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

one thing they don’t tell you about reaching your mid-twenties is that you just hyper-fixate on the exact same things from when you were 12. or maybe that’s just me

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6 months later and this still applies. I may or may not be on my third listen through of the entire show… and that’s just today. I listened to the original broadway cast album at least once yesterday..

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

one day there will be a day when listening to the finale from Les Misérables won’t make me emotional, but today is not that day

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

i saw FOUR otters while kayaking down the portneuf river today… is idaho… good?

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

some of y’all didn’t watch Schoolhouse Rock growing up and it shows

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

@kalenpw omgggg very cute, especially the last pic

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@KamerynJW okay hit tweet

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i think at this point i’ve watched the entirety of Madagascar but out of order and in 15 second to 4 minute long snippets

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@kalenpw $600 🥴

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70° and i spent half of today on my porch and then went for a hike. we are so fucking back adios seasonal depression!!!

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

today we dug many, many holes in the snow. archaeology isn’t all glitz and glam folks

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

a day late but it’s never too late to add a benny to the books... yesterday was sunday brunch with friends in which we solved the political issues plaguing america right now (you’re welcome). unfortunately the benny was mediocre. a 6.6/10. a bit too salty, potatoes were meh

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

can’t go to brunch without getting a benny. the squatter’s benedict was good, but there is room for improvement. something was off but i can’t quite put my finger on it... the muffin perhaps? at least the company was exceptional, per usual ❤️ overall a 6.7/10 for the benny.

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

one day there will be a day when listening to the finale from Les Misérables won’t make me emotional, but today is not that day

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

@kalenpw no, that doubles down as a super red flag. sorry buddy

[alexandra @lexibwilliams]

turned 25 and turns out i can’t just go for a run without stretching before and not suffer any consequences from it

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@courtneykelshaw dang i was going for more of a jack schlossberg vibe :/

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everyone in the office is quietly working, being productive…. and yet they aren’t operating on the same level as me, with Nickelback blasting in their ears. sad.