lex

this bitch ain't sugar

[Jennifer Espinoza @sadqueer4life]

what’s up i’m jen i’m 31 and i never fucking learned how to relax any of the muscles in my body

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

i want a relationship where we don’t have to be together 24/7. we both hustle, we both have our own goals. the other person doesn’t know my name. we’ve never met

[liquid smooth operator @czaerra]

are bisexuals attracted to someone twice a week or once every two weeks

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃$🌴 @Yungmdot]

PSA: (just found this out) everyime you buy a BANG, a portion of your $$ is going towards the re-election fund campaign of Donald Trump. I know these taste 🔥 af, but I can’t be supporting a company that supports children in cages, no change on guns laws, etc.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Romaine lettuce: killed 5 people in 2 years and they pulled it from every grocery store across the country.

Guns: there's been 248 mass shootings in 2019 so far and you can still get a gun at Wal Mart.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

Every time there’s a mass shooting in America I’m reminded that these precious children weren’t enough for people to vote for gun control. The El Paso shooting shouldn’t have happened. Sandy Hook should’ve been the last straw.

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

all men do is windmill their dicks and lie

[veda 🍊 @sovietbabe]

I can’t believe it takes time to heal from things.....shocking and rude

[ugh @gIitering]

i will power the world

[LIZZO @lizzo]

👁

[Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 @JanelleMonae]

TALK ABOUT IT !!!!!

[mandy @amandaelizabel]

this is so unhealthy. i get it you need to make money but having 9 or even 5 jobs is way too much...

[𝘬𝘢𝘺𝘢 @spazebootz]

me (not caffeinated) anxious
me (caffeinated): anxious but faster

[Rob @ghoulcabin]

gender reveal party was amazing thanks everyone for coming

[christine @semiworking]

sex outside of marriage 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 could not be me! i am not! a whore! 🤢🤢🤢

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

How do you know if someone is hitchhiking or just complimenting your driving?

[Sarah @idlewildgirl]

Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort