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vibes only, olamide no 1 fan, ybnl lover

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@MsRabe_ Leave the house for the real owners

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@olamidimeji_ @KingPhelz At this point, I’m convinced that if you were to go back to Primary school, you’d still fail the entrance exam.”

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

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@Guccistarboi Lmao you never enter telegram 🤣🤣🤣

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@MstTemitayo_ 🤣🤣🤣 anything to farm the engagement bro

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Una go just carry phone dey lie up and down just to farm engagements. Anyways you got it sha

[Tarelayefa @Sugar_Pops_]

An 11 year old girl came to register for antenatal at the hospital but said she was 17. We could clearly see she was not 17 so we pressed further until she said her real age.

We asked her and she said the man that impregnated her was the person that brought her to the hospital but he stayed outside at a distance. We came up with a plan to lure him in, then the police was alerted. They eventually came and took him away, while her parents were also contacted.

The next day I asked for update of the case and the police said they released the man because the girl’s father paid the man’s bail. The girl’s father said he gave the girl to the man as debt settlement of money he borrowed but couldn’t pay back.

How much did he borrow? ₦150k 🤦🏾‍♀️

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@AmusaAnnette @Symply_Tacha This one don collect 5k again 🤣

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@Symply_Tacha @tobyasky This is the most stupid and shameless being have seen on twitter. Zero knowledge with 100% body odour. Even the big brother naija wey make people Sabi you sef ehn you no win am. Come dey use school awards wey we dey use 20-30k buy back then dey use am brag.

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@DanielofTruth Situation was resolved Asin them beat the lady back abi? Make Una dey talk how Una resolve an abeg

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@tobyasky @ABoyHas2Balls Tacha na oboh agbaye na🤣🤣🤣, every one knows. Ahh ki Lon run🫢

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@Piicools His D is pointing to the knee

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@TemiloluwaAhmed @FabrizioRomano Zero football knowledge

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@emini_truth31 @Pguy112 @MstTemitayo_ Make I laugh first, 😂😂😂😂.

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@ItsAmahAdoma @Ewa_oyin Almajiri family

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@ItsAmahAdoma @Ewa_oyin This is not the first time my wife will be doing graduation, this is my sister's first and only wedding. No need to talk much

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@EmilyRose120203 She's a fool

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@DAMIADENUGA @rsalami208

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@Dongarrus1 @ameerfaruq So they all have islamic surnames, Una mumu no too much

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@pnmking @NindaTurtles @b_kigo Yes

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@Waspapping_ The most foolish person on X rn