My favourite part of going to the cinema is firing up the reviews on the way home and having a little man who writes for the guardian explain to me that the film I just enjoyed is shit actually and I was just too stupid to realise it
I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.
why is pulling a suitcase on two wheels so much more embarrassing that sliding it along on all 4 wheels? my hand and wrist literally cramp but i refuse to do a two wheeler pull