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[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

Fent doesn’t do shit man I need something stronger

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

Uhhhh

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Clavicular meets with idol, founder of popular looksmaxxing forum Looksmax​.org.

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

@dash_eats It’s only downhill from here

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

@mayisupercool I just know your friend won’t shut up about how amazing Greece was and how you have to see the islands

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

Hard to beat a good movie night. Please bring forth my filet sliders

[bacon @steve2bacon]

ken griffin after liquidating leopold

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

So funny when these calls get leaked to the public from a court case or something meanwhile this is just a normal conversation that happens daily. A lot of miserable cunts out there!

[Trading Floor Audio @TradeFloorAudio]

Today is Taylor Wimpey earnings ...

😂😂One of the most famous client/broker calls ever

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

Figuratively speaking this is rape. A rape so public it’s hard to come back from. Will be interesting to see how Leopold claws back

[Ulrica W. @UlricaW_]

“He’s 25 and has 4x leverage on a $45B portfolio.”

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

😭

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Kate’s period blood is in my -80 °C freezer.

Around 10 mL.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Kate’s period blood is in my -80 °C freezer.

Around 10 mL.

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

@fartmaster420g Do you eat it in despair in your car?

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

Do people actually get lunch breaks at work? What do you do?

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

@blondspit If I had to guess you’re drinking cosmo martinis

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

@uconnfan2021 Tells their mom it was you even tho you didn’t get caught

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

This is not gonna be good 😂

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

NYC's Mamdani publishes names and addresses of all NYC property owners who could be hit with new pied-à-terre tax, per NYP

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

@Delicious_Tacos @NeverGiveUpBoy_ Gonna need an update on the suicide rate of social media influence majors

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Right now, the annual mass salmon migration is taking place at Brooks Falls in Alaska

During this period, dozens of bears gather at the waterfall, turning the area into a real feast.

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

Nothing like waking up freaking out to the point where you almost have a heart attack, running to the shower just to realize it’s Saturday and you don’t have to go watch the price of oil all day

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

@VibesGuyCapital The question is in whose face?

[hans 🌊 @LexiconHans]

Incoming: a surge in dark pool funds

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The House has passed a bill banning members of Congress and their spouses from trading individual stocks in a 232-198 vote.