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[Lexi Cubas Smidt @lexicubas]

Jacob and I have decided that our first dance will be to Country Roads @phimudelta_lu’s Version

[Sam Alberti 🪏 @sam_alberti]

if you said something like this about Charlie Kirk three months ago they would have gotten you fired from your job

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

When 35-year-old republicans got caught supporting Hitler in a group chat, JD Vance called them “kids.”

When 15 year old children get sexually abused by the president and his pals, they called them “young women.”

This is your republican party, Family Values and all

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

TO BE CLEAR: Punish everyone in the Epstein Files.

I don’t care what political party or huge corporation they own, put all the child r*pists in jail.

[☁️ @starxylightt]

Oh yeah

[Booker G. Washington @BookerGWash]

Instead of hoping Trump dies while in office, more of y’all could have just voted for Kamala Harris.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

And, baby, that’s show business for you. New album The Life of a Showgirl. Out October 3  ❤️‍🔥

https://t.co/rIaG2Ezo7Z

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[Viral Toes @britneychanel0x]

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

[frightened scaredy-cat jon butter @thejonbutter]

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked 100 people to name something you might buy at an airport, top 6 answers are on the board,

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this guy was longer in the air than you were in space

[Vonté is Blackity Black BLACK 🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩 @NepSwirlRedux]

When you’re lowkey agreeing with what someone is saying and then they randomly throw out the r-slur:

[Sean Gardner Turner ProChoice Vote Blue Wear AMask @Allareblessed2]

Last one out the door at the Dept. Of Education should erase the entire student loan database. Be a legend.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

“I didn’t vote for this! 😡 ”

Yes you did, Bethanny. You just voted for it to happen to other people and not you.

[alisa @squirtstain]

the worst part about driving is turning left. there’s too much going on and i get so scared

[cece @CeceRey]

a 6th grader in tx took her life bc she was getting bullied by kids telling her that they’re going to call ice on her parents + that she would end up alone.

ya’ll are raising hateful children. may you and your child never know peace.

justice for jocelynn rojo carranza

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

q-tip box: DO NOT PUT Q-TIP IN YOUR EAR!!!

me, moments before fucking up my ear: glad they said that. that’s an important warning for other people that don’t have my special q-tip technique