Alex Eggleston

Cyber, music, snacks, etc.

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

Work to-do list this Friday before Labor Day:

- eat 2 cosmic brownies before 11 AM ....... ✅

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

Tonight I made spaghetti for dinner and had rice pudding and red wine for dessert, so it turns out that as I get older I'm not turning into my mom but in fact my deeply Italian-American grandfather

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

@dillonlarberg Same questch

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

*at a party*

me: *screaming over the music* DO U HAVE A RECYCLIG BIN???

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

Are there any psychopaths out there who get to the gym, realize they forgot headphones, and DON'T immediately turn around and leave?

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

@pocketemily Yeeesss I am so down!

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

Definitely, definitely one of my favorite things about living in Austin is that I've eaten tacos for every meal today and nothing about that feels weird

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

I just bought TJ Maxx out of their Business-Casual-for-Teenagers-Who-Just-Got-Their-First-Internship collection #newjobsameme

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

@barbarbonanza @taylorswift13 I have literally never thought about what health insurance plans pop superstars have you're blowing my mind

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

I have never felt more anxiety for another person than while watching @taylorswift13 dance barefoot on the subway #DelicateMusicVideo

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

https://t.co/hpfkiplD5f HEY @griffinmcelroy I JUST MOVED TO AUSTIN AND YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO MIGHT HAVE A BACKYARD DO YOU WANT THIS GOOD FREE GAZEBO

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

I keep casually looking forward to watching The Office later and then remembering I finished it last night. It feels like right after you break up with someone and you're thinking about telling your S.O. something funny that happened... And then you remember...

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

Such a blessing to know that @antoni is a beautiful gay, because thinking that he's out there, potentially waiting for me to find and marry him could ruin my life #QueerEye

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

@ctheller12 I loooove it it's currently the best part of my life and the world

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

Call your representatives and keep calling them. Tell them to ban assault rifles, deny the gun lobby access to lawmakers, and return @NRA campaign contributions. And also to be adults and do their job, which is to protect America's future. https://t.co/AoQnyfJAGH

[Vera Bergengruen @VeraMBergen]

Powerful plea from a student who survived the Parkland shooting, David Hogg: “Please! We are children. You guys are, like...the adults. Take action, work together, come over your politics, and get something done.”

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

@lrschechter Okay deal right after me ❤️

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

@barbarbonanza It's a disgrace. I guess we're gonna have to manners into our own hands

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

Someone please tell me why there isn't a dating app that just drags the internet for guys who are physically, emotionally, and biologically similar to Jim Halpert and delivers them to me?

[Alex Eggleston @Lexidean17]

@klat77 @thehill @ctheller12 Ugggghhh come on, Joe 😑