Chris Heller

Developer and Ditty Crafter

[Chris Heller @ctheller12]

@DougJBalloon I honestly read this as $35 million and even then I was like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@helenrez @mattyglesias Hmmm 🤔 But only about half of Americans even own stocks (and a majority of those only in retirement accounts that they mostly aren’t actively managing)

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@firstopenlygay Every time

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Tesla vanity plates are always like “BTR THN U”

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@mtheilm Oop, time to add another!

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Sweet relief

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@BankofAmerica I can’t not see @Angeriavm when I see this ad

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@typemitchell “Dude wife” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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@VictorCarlesi 🥺🧣

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Absolutely losing it that Sal was sent home on @PotteryThrow #fridaynight

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@mactaggartjewel You actually DID get to play with them!!

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@VictorCarlesi (Ru’s Version)

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@LLBean alternative use for bean boots when you’re feeling the mondays

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@nicolerusso @NicoleConlan This still rang true as of 2008

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@VictorCarlesi First the singing, now this 😱

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We are! Bye bitch 👋🏼

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOP THE FRAUD!

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@NetflixFilm This trailer was written by @BennyDRAMA7 and you can’t convince me otherwise

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I want 1000% more of this

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

It's too bad Trump is afraid to debate next week.

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@klortiz14 AIR FUCKING KNOCK

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#TurnTexasBlue https://t.co/cMOsLJHyI7