Lexie Pendleton

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. E.E. Cummings

[Lexie Pendleton @lexie_pendleton]

@hrussell08 Wait til 7 seems late 😂

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@sk8dawgg Oh my gosh 😂😂

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@sk8dawgg Welcome to my life 🙄🤢

[Lexie Pendleton @lexie_pendleton]

Literally just had a man LICK his debit chip card because it malfunctioned. It didn’t work after he licked it, imagine that. Now my card reader hasn’t worked since. Thanks old man for your gross problem solving.

[Lexie Pendleton @lexie_pendleton]

PSA: please stop licking your fingers, touching your check/ dollar bills, and then handing me the now spit covered payment method. That’s nasty and I don’t appreciate it

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@callmedale @sk8dawgg @KheraSidney you can totally mark mine out completely

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This lady at my work today told me her ex husband cheated on her so she made him a “beef and rice” dinner with alpo dog food mixed in and didn’t tell him till after he ate the whole thing that if he wanted to act like a dog she would feed him like one & I’m still laughing

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@Kraefrancis_15 Grady and I miss you too

[Lexie Pendleton @lexie_pendleton]

@Kraefrancis_15 maybe that'll be your Christmas present

[Lexie Pendleton @lexie_pendleton]

@Kraefrancis_15 I love you and I mean it. That's why the pound thinks we're a couple

[Lexie Pendleton @lexie_pendleton]

@Kraefrancis_15 yeah it seems that way

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@Kraefrancis_15 this popped up as a highlight of my twitter while I was studying. I guess it's a sign