Lexie Rose

Wasn't me -Shaggy

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

@KRose_TDA Prettiest roses in Utah

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

I think God didn’t give me food allergies cause he knew I’d rather die eating a peanut then inconveniencing someone.

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

@kfc you should probably know your favorite Herb that you follow @HerbScribner and the beautiful @Katie_rex_ are getting married tomorrow. K thanks bye.

[Ken Rose CMT @KenRose_CMT]

My daughter ask us to pick up her mail/packages while she was out of town with hubby and kids.

A 9 year old neighbor girl Charlotte-Rose (no relation). Left a plate of cookies on her porch.

The note on the cookies is priceless.

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

I just want to find a man that supports me 1/2 as much as Britney Spears’ boyfriend filming her Instagram videos.

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

Im not mad... all I’m saying is y’all made me so focused on not getting Covid I didn’t even think about the fact I might get Bieber Fever in 2020

[Ken Rose CMT @KenRose_CMT]

Favorite post election quote.

Mother to 4 year old daughter "we have a new president". 4 year old daughter's excited response

" is it me ?"

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

It just takes a lot of work to look this mediocre.

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

Experts on Shark Week: Sharks are strong but gentle creatures that don’t attack unprovoked.
Those same experts in water: THERES A SHARK 100 METERS OUT! GET BACK IN THE CAGE!!! #SharkWeek2020

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

Perhaps the best representation of 2020 I’ve seen is, My sister made a summer playlist and after adding I Wanna Get Better she never added more. And honestly that’s mood. @CassiQRose

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

Kids these days will never understand the stress of hearing the ice cream truck and ripping apart sofas to try to find 75 cents to purchase this treasure before they leave your street. #powerpuffgirls

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

People with Lamborghini’s, do you drive them to the grocery store and stuff or just get on and off the freeway?

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

Me counting of all the men being added to my dating pool after the quarantine divorce rush.

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

Y’all tell me I should get over a guy after 5 years of obsessing over him, but you’ve been doing the same thing. It’s not my fault yours likes you back and mine doesn’t.

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

To everyone who made fun of my crocs...
Are your shoes antibacterial during a pandemic?

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

@Katie_rex_ Yes! 10000000% yes

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

“I am comedy” -@CassiQRose

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

Everyone: Concerned about dying any minute and the world is ending.
People with anxiety:

[Lexie Rose @lexiebrose]

@ashrosereeves Please give me some examples.

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How @utahjazz are passing #coronavirus around