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silly little court jester

[✭ @lexiecondevil]

if i ever get arrested can someone make sure i end up on mugshawtys

[hamdi @xamdl4]

Super Mario 64

[✭ @lexiecondevil]

@mechanicalskin selfies and song choice goated iktr

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.

[casual @cssavedme]

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

[🍡 @ceramicpetals]

got no change sorry brotha

[Jake 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @jakonian]

"It's all his fault we're spending money on fighting AIDS" is an all-time Biden Banger how have I never seen this before

[audrey @phlegmme]

Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind

[aria @eyesmeantruth]

now who wanna fess up …

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

in college a guy in my poetry class shared his poem called Heaven Or Las Vegas and my professor said “oh like the Cocteau Twins” and the guy very adamantly claimed he had no idea who or what that was

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[𝐢𝐫 @VikasTrphyButch]

Do not forget about them.
Keith Porter.
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.

[ré @marieplie]

This is how I feel trying to be seductive

[j 💌 @sheflowerfeast]

FUCK YOU @onedirection

[no safe hæven. @mywifeblockedme]

Nash Grier and his new life never not makes me laugh, that boho biracial changed his fucking world 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Only woman that I��ve seen online that’s allowed to say she fixed her man idc

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Thought Mandani had turned the stove up on y’all hoes for a minute

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

I love my choppa and i think she loves me

[amandaaaaaaa @outmycoma]

Madonna did this 3 days after Malala was shot I'm crying she was literally still in a coma with her skull removed