Lexie Helwig

sarcasm & parentheses

[Lexie Helwig @lexiehelwig]

#youhadmeathelwig 💅💄💍❤️ @callieh33 @brookiepompom mlehalvo https://t.co/D5djyuyfYo

[Lexie Helwig @lexiehelwig]

Very thankful for thoughtful friends! Thank you @misstgass
✨☕️ ✨ https://t.co/PS36Rf7rq6

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🏊 p o o l b u d d i e s ☀️
#hhi https://t.co/CvK6cD8z3H

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s u n r i s e b u d d i e s
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#4thofjuly #hhi #america https://t.co/DBxqUMxqWG

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Early birthday gifts from someone thoughtful :) #johnmayer #flanneryoconner #ilostallmyoldcds… https://t.co/BMKFRgvAVe

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"Let the lumpays eat cake" 🎂 #tagass25 @misstgass https://t.co/lDACYHtcng

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#tagass25 #instaxmini one more Happy Birthday to this Lumpay!! @misstgass 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 https://t.co/EsLwVT5Xcg

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Happy Birthday @missTgass!!!! I'm thankful for your friendship! You're FABULOUS & HILARIOUS & MY FAVE LUMPAY!🎁🎉🎈🎶💃👏👯👯🍸🍹🍕🍔🍟🍪🎂🍦#tagass25

[Lexie Helwig @lexiehelwig]

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
#buonacaffe #augusta https://t.co/SuP1aVDFBE

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Open my laptop..Oh, good morning, Lumpy! @misstgass #LSP #lumpyspaceprincess #adventuretime https://t.co/LoitpWrnzv

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You're all invited to my blanket fort, but we can only watch VHSs https://t.co/jv4YgGBdR2

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"Four girls in tandem kayaks" 🚣 https://t.co/arsCZCs6Y1

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Only person I can trust around here is #TrustFundFrankie .. too busy w his monte cristo to worry about my pb&j

[Lexie Helwig @lexiehelwig]

Office life : coworkers feel entitled to any&all of ur personal items. "U only brought 1 sandwich!? U better split it 10 ways w/us! "

[Lexie Helwig @lexiehelwig]

@missTgass john mayer forever. Kinda like #texasforever

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"Better is open rebuke than hidden love. Faithful are the wounds of a friend" - Proverbs 27:5-6… https://t.co/SIu8gDj7vB

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@missTgass @brookiepompom Alls I'm doin is roasting some veggies, so no one expect much from me! @missTgass is the domestic goddess

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@missTgass --
@brookiepompom literally told me earlier, "all I've got so far is me=Beyoncé & he= ???" U can guess the context I'm sure 💃

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@missTgass hahahahhaha hahahahhaha

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@missTgass Pablanos? We gon be at the one on Furys ferry