lexie hooper

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

i would risk it all to go to a menchies rn

[Issa Oh Bitch @CoochCakes]

When I hear them fajitas sizzling at the next table

[Connor @CDawgVA]

My mum sent me this meme. I'm not kidding.

[allison @allisonshimes]

I miss Trump and cheap gas

[Elyza Halpern (a.k.a. possumgirl) @elyzawithawhy]

Man, I am NOT cut out for LA. This girl at a party said “I’m a sub” and I said “oh that’s cool did you always wanna work with kids?” and she looked at me HORRIFIED.

I THOUGHT SHE MEANT TEACHER.

LIKE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.

THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT.

[♚ @iloveecarmen]

Now that Valentine’s day is over let’s focus on a more important holiday that’s coming up, my birthday.

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

me whenever i talk

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

everytime money leaves my bank account because I’ve spent it

[Houston Astros @astros]

The World Series runs through Houston.

#ForTheH

[♛ℳeljin Buu @OGMelo_]

Stabbing your cereal 3 times before the 1st bite, really does activate the flavor.

[Houston Astros @astros]

We're headed to our 5th straight ALCS! 🤘

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