lexi

she/her “i don’t skate through life. i walk through life, in really nice shoes.” -alexis rose |-/

[lexi @lexielturtle]

*to my therapist* can i trauma dump real quick

[lexi @lexielturtle]

emailing my representative back to see which part of “please vote yes” she didn’t understand

[lexi @lexielturtle]

@ctkasel he’s a twins fan🥰

[lexi @lexielturtle]

@chelseacutler i also would like that

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

happy greta gerwig day ✨

[lexi @lexielturtle]

@brittanyburen13 no these are the cutest pictures i’ve ever seen actually

[kFrost @KjBearsCA]

When the waiter at Olive Garden says “Tell me when”

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Oppenheimer: “I have blood on my hands”

President Truman:

[lexi @lexielturtle]

@imcutterbutter fly to omaha for cws

[yam haus @yamhaus]

10 am-12 pm bottomless mimosas
12:30pm Oppenheimer
4-6pm ungodly amount of Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks, 4 bottles of red wine, and shrimp alfredo
7pm Barbie
10 pm- 2 am existential reflection and discussion with the boys over beers

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

taylor swift played mr. perfectly fine without me so i blocked joe jonas

[lexi @lexielturtle]

@kuipjak joy eose traumatized me as a child

[lexi @lexielturtle]

stacked crew right here

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! 🧡💚💙 Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🥰

[lexi @lexielturtle]

stir fru 💀

[lexi @lexielturtle]

one thing about me is if a recipe says “easy 20 minute stir fru” i will make it difficult and take 90 minutes

[lexi @lexielturtle]

@RAYGUNshirts can south dakota get one of these too? kristi noem is also really bad at this. she might even be worse somehow

[lexi @lexielturtle]

@sapphiretearsky THAT WAS AN OPTIOK ????????

[lexi @lexielturtle]

i almost called 911 right here i can’t believe taylor alison swift waved at me from 10 feet away

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

@taylorswift13