lexi

you have to be odd to be number one

[lexi @lexieolinger]

But also because there’s NEVER anywhere to hang the diaper bag and I REFUSE to put it on the dirty ass bathroom floor

[lexi @lexieolinger]

The absolute RAGE I get when I try to change my baby in a public place and and the only option is in the bathroom and more specifically in a stall

[lexi @lexieolinger]

Because first off it’s usually in the handicapped stall which isn’t fair to handicapped individuals who also need to use the restroom

[Sooner Terry @golfluvr13]

Some of you will get this. 😂

[lexi @lexieolinger]

@monicaknippling @93chelsey I’ve thought many times that would be more logical but I’ve never committed to doing it

[lexi @lexieolinger]

@monicaknippling @93chelsey Fentanyl made me say some weird shit after my car accident.

[lexi @lexieolinger]

@monicaknippling And it’s worse once you checkout because the bags don’t fit as well as individual items! So frustrating.

[lexi @lexieolinger]

Someone needs to invent a infant car seat-friendly grocery store cart because shopping alone with an infant is IMPOSSIBLE.

[lexi @lexieolinger]

@CrumblCookies The Princess Bride

[lexi @lexieolinger]

@93chelsey My mom found baby Tylenol at county fair for me last week!

[lexi @lexieolinger]

@93chelsey Even though I have been employed for the last 10+ years, I don’t qualify for FMLA because I haven’t been at my new job for a year. So I have to take all of my sick & personal days just to get any time off at all which only adds up to 6 weeks. Maternity leave in America is a joke.

[Peaceful mind @Peace_mi_1]

10 Netflix documentaries to deepen your understanding of life:

1. SEASPIRACY

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

IM SORRY BUT AGISM IS LIKE A 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN WONT BE HIRED FOR A FRONT DESK POSITION OVER A 20 SOMETHING NOT AN 88 YEAR OLD WANTING TO MAKE LAWS LIKE A FICTITIOUS DEMENTED PRINCE

[lexi @lexieolinger]

@farmmillennial Yes, but all chips have a weird plasticy taste now

[lexi @lexieolinger]

@ccharette7 Truthfully, I’m impressed. This is amazing.

[lexi @lexieolinger]

@kevinsmithsd I happened upon this book at a second hand store but it has pictures of exotic animals in actual size plus their measurements in length and weight! Could be used for converting/comparing customary units!

[Representative Erin Healy @RepErinHealy]

Today @govkristinoem vetoed my bill (HB 1223), a bill that allows pregnant minors to receive prenatal, delivery process, and postnatal care if their parents/guardians are unable to give consent or if they're withholding necessary pregnancy care. 🧵 (1/6)

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

All those years ago, all the memes, all the talk about the impossible rhyme……….. the journey begins on 5/10/22 and the prophecy will finally be fulfilled on 6/11/22 in #Wiscansin go get your tix now 🚌🎟 https://t.co/2WyFegYIEF