Lexie Yazwinsky

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

@ColleenIsRedic Agree 100% with yeti! I make my coffee around 8:40am and some mornings are insane so I don’t finish until almost noon and it’s still hot! It’s magic

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

@G0CK Bora, Megan & Maddie

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

Good morning to everyone except my 1st cup of coffee & my white sweater who got into a physical altercation this morning.

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

Finally watching the Fyre Fraud documentary on Hulu & my biggest takeaway is that it is pronounced “fire” bc I’ve been calling it “fry” 🤷🏼‍♀️ As you can tell, I’m a super relevant millennial

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

The gym in January is the equivalent of the library durning finals week.

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

What is it about public transit that says “YES please invade my personal space?!”

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

Why relax & go to sleep when you can have @ConEdison tearing up your street at 11pm? 🤬

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

“Is that your costume or just your style?” is an interesting NYC Halloween game I find myself playing 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

When @ArianaGrande said “it feels so good to be so young & have this fun and be successful” was she referring to the feeling you get when you finish the bottle of wine alone? Bc same.

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

My @martztrailways driver apparently thought she was driving a different route and instead of being almost home I AM BY THE NEWARK AIRPORT 🙃

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

Me: *doesn’t text back for 3-5 business days*
Also me: WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING ME ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

@BethDeLuca77 I had a great experience with Warby Parker!

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

There is nothing like a cardio dance workout to make you remember how white & awkward you really are.

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Renaming Sunday Scaries to Sunday Spookies for the entire month of October. 👻

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

Does America actually run on Dunkin? Bc I’m drinking it rn and if this is true, America is in worse shape than I realized.

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

Sunday keeps doing this annoying af thing where it turns into Monday and I am over its BS.

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

If you were wondering how I’m adjusting back to real life post-holiday, an entire bottle of blue cheese just exploded on me & my kitchen.

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

New year, same negative outlook on waking up to be an adult tomorrow 🙄 #Hello2018

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

Port Authority is arguably the worst part of New York City & I just overhead some tourists marveling in its beauty. R U GOOD?

[Lexie Yazwinsky @lexieyazwinsky]

“Wow the Saks windows are such a let down this year” well ma’am that’s probably because you are outside of Lord & Taylor 🤷🏼‍♀️