lex

give ‘em the old razzle dazzle

[lex @lexigeorg3]

Does having been s*spended from tw*tter make me a bad bitch now?

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Jake Tapper kept every single last receipt

[BLACK STAR @amaarae]

Wendy Williams having dementia in a year as crucial as 2024 has been a huge loss to media reporting and the world at large

[Tim Clark @_Tim_Clark_]

I will make January 6th look like a pillow fight

[☽☉☾ @solelunastro]

this country will never elect a woman president, democrat or republican, doesn’t matter. this country hates women. men hate women. women hate women. whether they realize it, or not. disgusted

[lex @lexigeorg3]

If I find out someone I know didn’t vote or voted for Trump you better fucking run

[:3than @itsflanagain]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived fears that US democracy is dead. Kamala Harris is wiping the floor with Trump in tonight’s debate.

#Debate2024

[lex @lexigeorg3]

My pronouns are yanny/laurel

[lex @lexigeorg3]

FUCK OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM

[lex @lexigeorg3]

Landlords and property managers are the scum of the world

[lex @lexigeorg3]

I ——

[lex @lexigeorg3]

Evil eye bracelet broke off….which one of you heauxs is trying to kill me?!?!?

[lex @lexigeorg3]

Whoever has my voodoo doll i do need you to kindly knock it off 🫶

[lex @lexigeorg3]

There is nothing like a man wearing his slutty little wrist watch

[lex @lexigeorg3]

We as a society do not talk about James Marsden enough

[lex @lexigeorg3]

2024 can go fuck itself

[lex @lexigeorg3]

OH MY GOD

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

McDonald’s is bringing back the fan-favorite Snack Wrap in 2025.

[lex @lexigeorg3]

Now who will explain to my boss that I couldn’t release my billable time this evening because I became hyper-fixated learning the “I’m a Slave 4 U” dance???

[don | brady bunch era @katelosten]

DON’T tell me not to live just sit and putter!