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Me: “hey babe I’m going to the store today, what would you like?”
My husband: “nothing I’m good”
Also my husband, raiding the cabinets that night: “what the heck we never have any freaking food I’m starving”
Life is hard so don’t freakin look at me with mocking side eyes for buying Easter crap at 930 the night before Mr. 17.5 year old target associate. Oh, & I’m going to the damn Cracker Barrel for Easter brunch too so might as well throw that in your judgement basket while ur at it.
Not to brag or anything, but my husband cooks, cleans, does laundry & yard work, goes grocery shopping & to work every day, remembers special occasions, pays bills... all while being an excellent dad & husband.
So, what I’m tryna say is, he’s a grown ass man. Marry one.