Lexi ♡

:-)

[Lexi ♡ @lexiholzer]

i’m gonna need someone to dogsit my dog, you must have a pool. I will be coming as well, my dog doesn’t really like pools that much so she probably won’t come

[Irene Tu @irene_tu]

I love to ask 7 friends for advice and then just go completely rogue.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a list of positive things that trump has done for the LGBTQ community over the past four years 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️: (THREAD)

[audrey @saint_audrey]

Zach spelled with an “h” is a scholar, Zack spelled with a “k” is a menace to society

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Lexi ♡ @lexiholzer]

Anyone else confuse Orlando Bloom with Corbin Bleu ?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Women are so emotional”, sir I have never punched a hole in my dry wall

[Lexi ♡ @lexiholzer]

@walter_sincox Unsure where to start, I’m stuck between doing backflips on my bed until inevitably falling off (probably head first) or one time I climbed on my countertop to get a cup, lost my balance and not only fell off the countertop but also took the entire cabinet down with me

[Lexi ♡ @lexiholzer]

It has to be said..now would be a really good time for that HQ game show on our phones to come back

[Lexi ♡ @lexiholzer]

@ToriCappo Yes

[Lexi ♡ @lexiholzer]

@nailaparker Hahahahaha

[ምኞት @blanketm9]

if i had a boyfriend i'd let him speak to me sometimes

[Lexi ♡ @lexiholzer]

So you’re going to tell me your mom isn’t really Jane Lynch????

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

merry Christmas from me and my mom! ❤️🌲❤️

[Funny Vines @FunnyViness]

When you’ve got one nugget left, but a full sauce
https://t.co/M6kPdQlyhl

[maybe: clare @clur19]

This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

Gonna tell my kids this is how they broke down the Berlin Wall

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

thinking about enforcing a no sex for 30 days rule with every guy I meet bc when you’re dicknotized you simply do not notice what a fucking loser he is & then it’s too late

[lola @lolalalalala__]

“he wanted to do a lil cuddle cuddle, reminisce, what was last night was LAST NIGHT, and now the birds are chirping and I need to never fcking see you again” -my spirit animal @alexandracooper @callherdaddy