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[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

Comebacks from the Anderson kids : a thread

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

I swear Jimmy John’s has healing powers in their mayo. Nothing takes away my hangover quicker

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

It has gotten so bad you’re now a 30 pack and a 5 gallon bucket of jungle juice deep driver.

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

Liebenthal blacktop can make a sober driver look like 30 pack deep driver. iykyk

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

Petition to make the lines on roads glow in the dark or reflective or something AND for led headlights to be illegal. A bitch can’t see.

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

When did Chex mix become all Chex and no mix.

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

There really is just something about a fat bowl of cereal when you’re pregnant. Nothing sounds good? Can always count on a bowl of cereal.

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

Sharing a @scooterscoffee app with my boyfriend was not a good decision. Now he knows how bad the addiction is 😂😂

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

One of my BIGGEST pet peeves is lighting a cigarette in the drive through. I have a hard time believing you can’t wait the five minutes until after you get your food.

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

Yesterday I came home from a nightshift to a scavenger hunt that led to four bags of my favorite chips I can never find, and it made my day. When we say it’s the little things, we really mean little things.

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

Was so excited for my FAVORITE sugar cookie latte before me shift but Kansas wind had a different plan for me @scooterscoffee

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

Trying to relearn how to do mascara after having lashes forever is the worst. I already feel like a naked mole rat now I feel like a drowned one.

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

From now on I’m only shopping for ANY clothing after I’ve eaten a good meal. If I feel good in it with a food baby I’ll feel good in it during any situation.

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

If you pass me with oncoming traffic and you don’t leave yourself enough time…looks like you’re playing chicken babes cause I’m not slowing down.

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

Why is opening the fridge door after it suctioned shut so embarrassing.

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

Today I am thankful for rumble strips on both sides of the road.

Also if you pass people in this weather like you would on an 80 degree beautiful day, frick off.

AND PLEASE for the love of god turn your headlights on.

[alyssa mayfield @alyssa_mayf27]

excuse me you’re telling me that it is 68 degrees outside and i’m stuck in an office ????? with windows that DONT open ????? i am suing

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

gorgeous gorgeous girls take stool softeners and benefiber daily.

gorgeous gorgeous girls have tummy problems.

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

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[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

it’s valentines day or something

[lexi 🔆 @lexijo_]

I think the really question is why is Long John Silver’s even open?

[A.J. Cooper @aj_cooper10]

Why does Long John Silver’s close so early?