Lexi Kemble

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

The anxiety I have over fireworks going off with 2 sleeping children and 2 dogs up my butt. It’s a no fun zone up in here 😅

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

Having a 2 year old is honestly so fun. Full on conversations and she is the funniest little kid and I swear she knows it

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

Managed to get both kids dressed, fed, and out the door in 20 minutes today and made it to work on time HELL YEAH

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

The “Sunday scaries” of this week being my last week of maternity leave before going back to work makes me want to throw up

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

Was VIP at John Mayer AND was sitting next to Kathleen Lights the whole time so overall tonight was 10/10

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

Having to wait to give gifts to people is the worst 😫

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

@rachelbairddd Complete chaos when they both need you/only want you at the same time but also the sweetness/love makes it worth it. But def not as relaxing of a newborn phase lmao

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

“Sleep when the baby sleeps” only applies if you have 1 kid bc having a toddler and a newborn is chaos and no one can sleep during the day lol

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

This halftime show tho

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

You know you married the right person when they say in February “I can’t wait for Christmas”

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

Everyone is having their babies and I’m over here like 👀⏳

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

Karter gets school pictures taken at her daycare how freaking cute is that 🥺

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

Karter always tries to touch my coffee and I say, “No it’s mommy’s, it’s hot” so now whenever I tell her anything is mine she goes “hot?” And it’s the cutest thing ever 😂

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

I don’t care how adorable you think my kid is please don’t come up to her and touch her face 😒

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

Do you ever just get trigger happy and blackout ordering 15 items of clothing online and then after feel super anxious about spending money or is that just me

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

@tricia_jean92 Okay but you are a literal GEM and anyone who doesn’t see that should get the curb ✌️

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

Lol just documenting the most adult thing I’ve done all year: filled my gas tank all the way up instead of the usual $15

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

39 more school days until I get to spend every day with my babes 🥺🙌🏼

[Lexi Kemble @lexikemble]

When your toddler falls asleep in the car 5 minutes before you get home do you

[rachelle @rchlltrmn]

what’s the word for when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing