Alexis Carter

Jaded, cynical, and bitterly optimistic

[Atlas and Alice Literary Magazine @AtlasAndAlice]

NEW TODAY!

Fiction from Alexis Jamilee Carter (@lexilee58): "You’ve Left a Candle Burning, and It Seeks Revenge"

"Henrietta St. Claire’s home is going up in flames. The fire department isn’t on the way."

https://t.co/WxOYCrgYQa

[Okay Donkey Magazine @okaydonkeymag]

Hi, folks! We've got such an awesome new flash up on the site for y'all, "Bury Me with My Delicate Injustices" by Alexis Jamilee Carter. Be sure to check it out! You can read it here: https://t.co/4IASySoHnc #flashfiction #shortstory

[tiffany @normaltiffany]

theres a woman that comes onto my work, she’s defo in her 30s, and every tuesday she buys 7 different celebrity gossip sleazy tabloid mags like im talking the national enquirer, OK! etc. she says that she reads a diff one in the bath every night of the week with a cigarette

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Age limits for people in power seems smart

[Alexis Carter @lexilee58]

@HannJane12 As she should

[Alexis Carter @lexilee58]

accidentally set my hair on fire and now I’m pretty confident that the night can only get better

[Alexis Carter @lexilee58]

getting my booster at walmart’s was purely an aesthetic choice

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t my absolute breaking point

[Alexis Carter @lexilee58]

@HannJane12 I love this song

[Alexis Carter @lexilee58]

“You’re not like other girls,” is such a boring compliment. Just say you’re an asshole and other girls don’t put up with it and move along

[Alexis Carter @lexilee58]

I’d like to think that we’re all slowly going insane during isolation and we’ll emerge back into society ~different~

[Hannah Robinson @HannJane12]

Love is in the air.. 💗

And so is the flu. Wash your hands. 😷

[Alexis Carter @lexilee58]

@Zada_Beth21 @HannJane12 And she really didn’t have that much to begin with

[Alexis Carter @lexilee58]

@HannJane12 @Zada_Beth21 Gas for driving around < Increased car insurance, tickets, repairs, and complete loss of confidence in yourself

[Alexis Carter @lexilee58]

@HannJane12 I haven’t been in two wrecks in under a year either

[Alexis Carter @lexilee58]

@HannJane12 Do you you need me to send you my copy of the arkansas driver’s manual

[Alexis Carter @lexilee58]

There’s a reason I didn’t make any resolutions this new year. And that reason can pretty much be summed up by the fact that I had pizza for breakfast when I woke up at noon

[Alexis Carter @lexilee58]

@HannJane12 Tell me I’m wrong 🤔