Lex🍍

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

If you don’t like to share, I do NOT recommend having children. You don’t ever get ANYTHING to yourself anymore🥴😅

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

10/10 recommend doing laundry while listening to worship music. Very relaxing. 😌

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

@tcw2222 Lol I HATE people in this country.

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

I. HATE. LOCUSTSSSS🤮🤮🤮

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

I don’t care if you work at McDonald’s or the fanciest restaurant in the world, if you can’t at least pretend you have good customer service skills DON’T WORK THERE.

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

It’s appalling to me that some gas stations don’t have any changing tables for babies/toddlers. Do you know how hard it is to change the diaper of a 30 pound 1 year old on ANY surface let alone the seat of a car?!

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

Man, I love when people compare a dog to my human child🤣 I mean I love animals especially dogs but HA no animal will ever come close to my baby boy.

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

I always get moments when I’m like “wow I’m a mom” this was one of those. I was GENUINELY watching Sesame Street 🤣 as if that’s not enough I thought to myself, hmmm I haven’t seen this one before. All while Whitley is asleep😅🤪 #momlife

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

I really thought people would stop discouraging me about my size after I graduated but apparently I was wrong.

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

@Carly_Sue15 It’s the best feeling ever! We had a Doppler too and it’s the best thing EVER!

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

@Carly_Sue15 It’s the little things dang it!!!

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

Inspirational quote from my dad - “everyone needs a pair of avocado socks” 🥑🧦

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

@ChristinaKessl4 I feel like I know exactly who this is about🥴🙃

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

@hayg___ So we can say cute things like “come on Isla Jane let’s go potty!” 🤣🥴

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

Dang I cried a lot today🤣

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

I really need to be done getting my hopes up, everyone always lets me down.

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

@LarkinMarisa What a concept😲😍👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Lex🍍 @lexilishious]

I understand I have a pretty baby. But guess what guys HE’SA BOY DANG IT! WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS SAY SHE?!?!?!?

[Shop Priceless @shoppriceless]

NEVER 🙅‍♀️

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

I swear we are fighting two pandemics Covid19 and Stupidity