Lexi Monroe

I don’t like bios because I never know what to write

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

Do you ever just read back through your own tweets and think to yourself, wow I’m actually hilarious and very under appreciated.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

So today I found out I’m supposed to be regularly cleaning my walls. 🤦🏽‍♀️ So add that to the list of things I’m failing at as an adult.

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

@cheyennedan10 I liked that song until I realized it was a tik tok. I’m old and I don’t have one. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

Day 1 of a Costco membership and you already know I spent too much...

P.S. Charlie if you’re seeing this, don’t divorce me.

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

@AutoOwnersIns

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

I wish ads had a “I already fell for your IG story ad, you can stop wasting money on me” option...

[Chey @cheyennedan10]

I miss going to church and people just handing me their babies to hold

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

This pandemic is a great example of why I hate group projects

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

Me: why do people mistake me for a high schooler?
Also me: *wears overalls and braids my hair

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

@cheyennedan10 😂

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

Watching America as another country must be like watching Tiger King on Netflix

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

@cheyennedan10 Come see me 💁🏼‍♀️

[Jen Letherer @JenLetherer]

This one comes with a side of salvation!

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

Posting an old pic of you and some children from a missions trip does not mean you’re not racist. I said what I said.

[Kayla Williamson @orangekmw]

The question is... will I still have social skills by the end of this?

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

@sharayajoelle You are beautiful and adventurous. You love hard and remain one of my favorite people. You value people whether they are 6 or 96. You are both the mom of the friend group and the fun one. You are strong. You’ll always be my sissy 💕

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

@cheyennedan10 😂😂😂

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

@AutoOwnersIns Auto-Owners, the movie!

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

Me: (reading silently)
Charlie: “come here, I want to see if I can fit your whole fist in my mouth.”

[Lexi Monroe @lexilu41796]

There’s a restaurant in my home town that is selling margarita kits so I’m going to need Lansing to step it up. Thanks.