Alexis Demetra

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

Enter to win a Book Bundle from #NSTAPress! https://t.co/hmMS8YTEO3

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
*shoos away anything that stresses you out even a little*
BACK THE F*** UP THAT’S MY FRIEND RUFRUFRUFRUFRUF BACKUP BACKUP RUFRUFRUF
*looks around*
Alright, you’re good.
Happy Saturday.

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

Trying to figure out now to watch the Tonys at work #nzproblems https://t.co/k3DdAwYJLN

[Sensitive Jack Kelly @SensitiveJack]

ITS BROADWAY CHRISTMASSSS

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

See you (again) in September, @MaineMarathon #mainemarathon2018 #chasetheunicorn #keepshowingup

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

I know I am late to the party, but I woke up to this news! Amazing! American women are strong as hell 💪🏼#BostonMaraton #BostonStrong https://t.co/BvdmxsQM5m

[FloTrack @FloTrack]

Des @des_linden is the first American woman to win the Boston Marathon in 33 years!!!!! THE DROUGHT IS OVER

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

@OnPointRadio @tomashbrooknpr I think your last caller was speaking of the Spilanthes flower.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'm showin' up to Ruth Bader Ginsburg's house every damn mornin' with a kale smoothie and a shitload of vitamins and whatnot.

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

@theamgf89 my heart has been breaking all morning 😔

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

I support paid #parentalleave for families. @SenatorCollins how will you advocate for the families of America? Via https://t.co/9VndKukDqs

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

96,000. follows? holler.
🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
Stay tuned.

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

#caffeinefix #portlandme #snowday

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

@taylorhyndman wie bitte?

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may" #RIPRobinWilliams http://t.co/lxNcOdh9ZP

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

Liebe Deutschland #worldcup #germany #deutschlanduberalles

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

@ben_mccall nein! (But I had a feeling Greece wouldn't win yesterday)

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

Deutschland!! ❤️🇩🇪 #WorldCup2014 #DeutschlandUberAlles #GermanyVsPortugal

[Portland Press Herald @PressHerald]

Only in Maine? Truck swerves to avoid a moose and spills its load of potatoes. http://t.co/Rzrst19Fsg

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

Oh hey, twitter. Long time no see.

[Alexis Demetra @leximantis]

Come in, and know me better man! #MerryXmas #humbug

[DiGiorno @DiGiorno]

MARIA IS THE CRUST HOLDING IT ALL TOGETHER, WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT MAX #TheSoundOfMusicLive