Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle

this is how a sea monster sees the world. you've become a sea monster. giant, hidden and... strangely tender at heart. all is blue. // 25 // she/they 🏳️‍⚧️

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

slow music month for me, didn't get to as many new projects i wanted to but revisited some old classics

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

20 hours into FM 26 I still don't understand how to find a good enough player that is acessible as a signing, and I've watched so much of other people playing it why am I so ass??

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

i feel like in a couple years dylan harper might be the second best player in the world behind wemby

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

I would love to find out where the gen alpha boys' love of watches and cologne came from

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

why not, there's no way that's not a fun team

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

JUST IN: The Timberwolves are “ramping up” their pursuit of LeBron James, per @JonKrawczynski

“The sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity to describe ongoing deliberations, said the Timberwolves have been in contact with James’ representatives with a bold pitch: team up with Anthony Edwards, LaMelo Ball, Jaden McDaniels and Rudy Gobert to go after the kind of championship that could end any discussion about who is the greatest player of all time.”

(https://t.co/d0OkGUo4me)

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

@ShamsCharania I'm confused

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

this jaylen brown trade discussion is pissing me off, cause don't make me defend jaylen brown

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

come to the magic king

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

People around the NBA are wondering if Rui Hachimura remains unsigned because the Lakers are attempting to make more money available for him, per @mcten

“Hachimura remaining unsigned caused several league sources to wonder whether the Lakers are planning some sort of trade or using the stretch provision on perhaps Jarred Vanderbilt or Deandre Ayton to be able to offer Hachimura more.”

(https://t.co/YTMWcYEw0R)

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

@LegionHoops @DanWoikeSports I'm starting to feel bad for Luka

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

the more I think about this the more I don't mind it. I think Moe could have fun going crazy and putting up surprising numbers off the bench for them. he'll probably get good minutes behind Day'Ron Sharpe, even some starts, I don't think the quality gap is that huge. good for him

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

damn, RIP to a real one, he isn't dead, he just plays for the Nets now

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

him in Philly would be so insane that I almost want it to happen

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

The Sixers are now officially pursuing LeBron James, per @ShamsCharania.

Philadelphia now joins the Cavaliers, Heat and Warriors as serious contenders for his services.

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

unfortunately a fantastic nickname

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

SNOWTIME LAKERS 🔥🔥🔥

WHO’S STOPPING THEM?

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

what's crazy is that when I watch them it feels like they really do

[Jackson Safon @JacksonSafon]

Pelicans sure have a lot of “untradeable core pieces” for a 26 win team

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

fuck it, why not

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Cam Reddish is attempting to make an NBA comeback and will play for the Orlando Magic in the Summer League, per @BrettSiegelNBA

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

they really needed the extra guard

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent guard Keon Ellis has agreed to a two-year, $18 million guaranteed deal with the Brooklyn Nets, sources tell ESPN.

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

I'll miss Moe

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

damn, RIP to a real one, he isn't dead, he just plays for the Nets now

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent Moe Wagner has agreed to a two-year, $19 million deal with the Brooklyn Nets, sources tell ESPN. The deal contains a mutual option guaranteeing the $19M while allowing either side to opt-in (not opt-out) along with having a conversation about doing a new contract next summer.

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

@irisketball the magic could've used him instead of godamn vucevic but wtf do I know

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

just take me out back and shoot me already, what the fuck is Vuc gonna bring us to compete with Kawahi on the Raptors and Giannis on the Heat? this team sucks I'm so glad the Valkyries are good

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent center Nikola Vucevic has agreed on a one-year, $3.9 million deal to return to the Orlando Magic, sources tell ESPN. Vucevic -- who started his career in Orlando as a sophomore, spent nearly nine years with the Magic and has maintained a home there since -- turned down more lucrative offers elsewhere to reunite with the franchise.

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

why is pauline astier so good

[Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle @leximucklebones]

this is absolutely insane if it's true

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Blake Griffin reveals he never uses sports psychologists after he discovered his was leaking his deepest conversations:

“The Clippers hired a sports psychologist that everyone was required to meet with, we talked and when he left, I went to take a shower and when I got out I seen I had a voicemail. It was the psychologist and he said ‘Hey coach, just left Blake’s house, great talk and we discussed some interesting things.’… I was like oh my God, I’m never meeting another sports psychologist again.”

The psychologist accidentally called Blake instead of his coach, with the intention to leak their sensitive convo. 😅 (via TMZ)