alex 🏳️‍⚧️

non-practicing graphic designer | 10/7/25 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 they/she | 25 • @lexinkpenis

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

@Spitflyer

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

@frequent_sexer unbelievable i have a sixth sense for making any environment uninhabitable for human comfort

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

i believe i just did it again

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

i too quietly walked in on my girlfriend’s brother and his girlfriend making out in the living room with modern family on in the background as i was going to the kitchen to get water and pizza both from the fridge and i wanted to fucking kill myself from embarrassment

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

i too quietly walked in on my girlfriend’s brother and his girlfriend making out in the living room with modern family on in the background as i was going to the kitchen to get water and pizza both from the fridge and i wanted to fucking kill myself from embarrassment

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

@kytfemme that is very quite alright

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

i’m at the movies starving and the theatre has a decent food selection but everything is something i wouldn’t want to be eating while next to someone during a movie, imagine having to sit next to the person scarfing down a fucking hot dog

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

@kytfemme it’s more the smell of a hot dog but yeah it wouldn’t have been that kinda movie

[Gurugurumawaruyoukai ～ Jeanne G @GosuRoriChan]

when you realize it's called mario kart 8 because of how many people can play

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

made an [adult swim] logo shirt at work on a large size black pc54 blank

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

beginner skiing lesson ass dinner

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

my sister was given The Shirt i will be bootlegging this at work tomorrow

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

i don’t care if you saw snoopy at citi field. it should’ve been me

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

@pinkbunnibun oh thank oz <3

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

if a 12 or 13 year old jewish kid is non-binary, is there a gender neutral bar/bat mitzvah

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

unwind? i am very wined rn thank you 🍷#alcoholicsanonymous

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

@frequent_sexer iykyk

[alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @lexinkpen]

there is a hole at the bottom of the ass where the poops come from

[New York Mets @Mets]

A very special first pitch on Peanuts Day! 🐶