Lexi

ain’t that just the way They/Them 🦋

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I can still hop a fence, so that’s good news

[WPSD Local 6 @WPSDLocal6]

BREAKING: Just one day after reporting a record 6,915 new COVID-19 cases, Kentucky has surpassed that total. Gov. Andy Beshear today announced 9,807 new cases. The state also reported a record-breaking positivity rate of 22.89%. https://t.co/qd0qt43XyI

[Governor Andy Beshear @GovAndyBeshear]

Folks, it’s clear Kentucky is now in a surge from Omicron. Today I am announcing 5,530 newly reported cases of COVID-19 and an increased positivity rate of 14.46%. This is the most contagious variant we’ve seen. Protect yourself and others: get vaccinated and get a booster shot.

[WPSD Local 6 @WPSDLocal6]

The Graves County Emergency Management Office says if you live in Mayfield and can walk safely, you should head to Fire Station House 1 at 211 E Broadway street. There will be buses to help transport people. @JackKaneWPSD shared these photos of some of the damage there.

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God is a cryptid thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

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Nurse doing my intake questions: "are you sexually active?"
Me: "yep"
Nurse: "and do you use pregnancy protection?"
Me: "well I'm a lesbian, so I can't really get pregnant the "traditional" way"
Nurse: 👁️👄👁️

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Damn, whaddup Twitter. Been awhile.

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Onlyfans but it's me busting out your ex's car windows while playing Hollywood Undead

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No Ceilings came out 10 years ago and I feel ancient

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Place the pennies on my eyes. I'll sleep with the stars tonight.

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Dudes be like: "A girl can't have more than a 3 person body count or I don't want her"

Meanwhile they have a body count of over 100, and they don't like to use condoms because "it doesn't feel as good"

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Knock me down 9 times, but I get up 10.

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Repairing my broken parts with one piece of tape at a time.

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"What side of tiktok are you on?" Is the new "What's your sexual orientation?"

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I go back to black.

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@CameOutSwinging Ugh

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@PowerfulCMH Thanks I'm scared of you now

[🌸 @ktlyngrgry]

put this on spotify u cowards

[Lexi @lexinterrupted]

@AnEvilHushPuppy I’m only asking because as a person with borderline personality disorder, we shorten it to bpd

[Lexi @lexinterrupted]

@AnEvilHushPuppy Do you have bipolar disorder or borderline personality disorder?