Alexis O’Bar

I need a near death experience and some sweet tea.

[Alexis O’Bar @lexiobar]

just remembered something from 2017. disgusting.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the more i understand why cats just walk away mid conversation

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Things cat owners of multiple cats do:
Ask 1 cat where the other cat is

[Helena @lenazeroh]

as vezes eu acho que meu gato aceita tão pouco

[tear @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

[kayla @mitckm]

love when I have to pee and my cat decides to use the litter box at the same time like omg girls going to the bathroom together transcends species!!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Cat owners will fully search the entire house in mild panic just to find their cat sitting somewhere like, “Yeah, I was here the whole time, obviously.”

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

i love people who make animals feel safe.

that tells me everything i need to know about their heart.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

nothing humbles you like a cat walking out mid-conversation.

[bonnie @fwrosting]

dating me is like eating a cookie then realizing it was an edible two hours later

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[JR @JayRRogers]

And how does her outfit affect your shopping experience? Do the prices change?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I do not know how to explain this, but as a cat parent, you quickly learn that “absence of cat (chill)” and “absence of cat (suspicious)” are two very different kinds of silence.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[َ @stargirlland]

The Weeknd

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

Tell the trees who hurt you. They might revenge on your behalf

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats are my favorite animal because no matter where you fall on the food chain, a cat will still smack the shit outta you.

[Words @itswords_]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

[pingu @pingu4ll]

please make me understand the concept of being afraid to die