lex

probably somewhere listening to music & reading a book•

[lex @lexiparlier]

Look how hard I was cheesin

[lex @lexiparlier]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but all dental hygienists are avid runners??

[lex @lexiparlier]

@owlbynight Brisket bible

[lex @lexiparlier]

@owlbynight Mince messiah

[lex @lexiparlier]

@owlbynight steak gospel

[Ville Kid @TheKodakChris]

Literally no one:

Adam Levine in divorce court while they read all his dms:

[lex @lexiparlier]

@abiii6 So happy for you (and Cormac)

[lex @lexiparlier]

@abiii6 I guess you’ll find out 😂

[lex @lexiparlier]

@beffmosdeff I love this

[lex @lexiparlier]

This is one of the funniest tweets I’ve ever seen

[michael chakraverty 🍉 @mschakraverty]

bet they’re filming chocolate week in the bake off tent today

[lex @lexiparlier]

This is the best thing ever. Calling all lovers of The Office

[𝓯𝓮𝓫𝓮 @feebsrx]

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

[lex @lexiparlier]

More like hot doggity cat ( watch video to get my great joke )

[ScottT @Scott217]

The successful ambush was led by Sgt. Meow.

[lex @lexiparlier]

Horny

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of Taco Bell

[lex @lexiparlier]

I bought new plants today and cried over Downton Abbey in a room full of old people. I’ve never felt more old

[lex @lexiparlier]

Found @dynamicbanter ‘s favorite author in the library today

[lex @lexiparlier]

@WelcomePod Me. Gonzo gave me so many nightmares as a kid 👀

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

To recap: Police claim they shoot unarmed black children because they "fear for their lives" but police also claim they do not shoot armed gunmen killing children because they "fear for their lives."

[lex @lexiparlier]

Growing up with young parents means my dad sang “Say Goodbye” by Chris Brown in the car and told me that love sucked