alexis carroll

love yourself & recycle ✨ 02•03•21 🩵08•07•23 🩷 mama x4 🐕🦮🧒🏼👧🏼

[alexis carroll @lexipcarroll]

we miss you forever. i won’t let them forget you. i will never stop being angry that the world gave you far less than you deserved. you left a hole that can never be filled. a gypsy, a vagabond, a highway-man, a raindrop. i love you, more than you know🖤 until we meet again.💧

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

since Trump is now referring to us as
“Dumb-ocrats,” i propose that we start calling his party “Rape-ublicans.”

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

never let elders manipulate you to think disagreeing with them is a form of disrespect, not all elders are good people

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I hate a “well you didn’t either” kind of man. F*cking lead & stop being a princess.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

whoever invented strawberry lemonade i love u bitch

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.

[` @schiz04renic]

then i realized…many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

We actually need a “Not interested, this is AI” button or a proper AI blocker. The algorithm needs to learn how badly most people don’t want AI slop.

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

AI. IS. ACTIVELY. KILLING. THE. PLANET. AND. CHATGPT. IS. MAKING. YOU. STUPID.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

THIS!!!!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I. DON'T. KNOW. WHO. NEEDS. TO. HEAR. THIS. BUT.....

UNEDUCATED. VOTERS. WILL. ALWAYS. BE. A. BIGGER. DANGER. TO. THIS. COUNTRY. THAN. IMMIGRANTS.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

How I sleep at night knowing I never once voted for that fat orange pedophile

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[Grinch @Uncatfishable]

People were always dumb. They’re just louder now.

[JB Thinkin™️ @JBThinkin]

The PERMANANT removal of just 3 sick bastards would immediatly benefit ALL of humanity!