Lexi Sterner, DNAP, CRNA

Poker and Anesthesia lolz

[Lexi Sterner, DNAP, CRNA @lexipoker]

First week of WSOP: He has a lot of bluffs in his range. I block the nut flush. I only have to be right 36% of the time for it to be a profitable call...

Last week of WSOP: I don’t like this guys face. His hair looks like shit. Fuck this guy. Call.

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@BlakeatronOne We sure did!

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Just looking for someone who wants to grind together both literally and figuratively. Have separate bedrooms. Sign a prenup. And never have kids with me. Is that so hard?

[yas @adoomies3]

Kenzie moves like a man and the men hate that

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@JukescatPeasant 👆 how men end up insecure and projecting on a lighthearted and fun tweet

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When a guy asks what I bring to the table….

About 40bb and a splash of degeneracy big dog

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The WSOP Tag Team event sounds like a great way to lose both a tournament and a friendship.

Also, I’d need someone willing to be my partner, which feels like a separate obstacle.

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Engaging in a little light S&M today. By that I mean playing a Ladies Event.

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@SleeperCFB What a time to be a UCF fan 🔥

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@CodyBrownBets

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@UCFZack No

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no babe ur still cute it’s just your 3bet range really surprised me

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@jasonssimon Yes it will :)

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We live in a world where a girl can’t even bring her vibrator into a poker game without getting shamed for it. Come on poker community it’s 2022. Why can’t we have Poker AND Pleasure

[Lexi Sterner, DNAP, CRNA @lexipoker]

Yesterday, I was accepted into a Doctorate of Anesthesia program. I’ve been “knocking people out” for a while on the felt now I will officially be “knocking people out” in a much different way for a living. Dream come true! Let’s get it!

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If you order a Pellegrino at the poker table I will do everything in my power to stack you

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@JRPoker3 @FeesPau I can fix that for you

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I may not be running good in poker but I just left my wallet with 3k in it in a bathroom stall at Bellagio and a lady found it and returned it to a bartender with all my money in it. Her husband then somehow recognized and found me and handed me my wallet. 😅

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@MidwestSlotking @chipjett Bro please unfollow. You have no sense of humor and that’s all my twitter is for. Just go away

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My main event table has 4 guys with wedding rings and 2 guys double masked. I like my odds

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He’s a 10….but he plays poker for a living