Being one of those families who hike national parks & run marathons together is probably cool but my family is damn good at sitting on a boat & drinkin beer together
I was riding my bike through my neighborhood with a solo cup in my hand when a cop pulled up questioning me. We went back and forth for a minute and he insisted I show him. I laughed and showed him my cup, filled to the brim with pizza bites. He shook his head and drove away.